Things that pissed me off/made me smile today…

(-)The jackass this morning that felt the need to cut me off only to brake and then let people start passing on the right. Shit on you.

(+)Mac Store, I love new eyeshadow!

(-)The bitches at Bridgeport with the screaming/crying/kicking children… you are the very reason I desire to have none of my own. My perfect monsters would have to play with your mongrels.

(+)Kid at Apple today, thanks for ringing me up for my new iPhone cover. Yay!

“To be or not to be. That’s not really a question.”  –Jean-Luc Godard

starfucks

I’m sure there are about 40 or so PSU students this applies to.

drinking for two

ran across this and had a good chuckle.

my personal favorite:
screaming – july 21, 2008

this morning as my daughter screamed and kicked at me i put my hand down on her chest and said in a very firm voice ‘no’. she stared at my eyes and i made sure not to break the contact. eventually she stopped screaming and kicking and smiled at me. i was pleased with what had just happened and that everything that i learned on the tv show worked. that dog whisperer guy knows his shit.